So Pookie emailed this to me. I found it to be quite funny, so I'm gonna post it. My comments are in parantheses)
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL*
1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. (I actually went through a phase where all I'd wear were guys clothes. It wasn't too pretty.)
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm. (Thank God!)
3.Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll
probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends. (Brahahahahahaa!)
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having
to explain stuff. (Gotta love unspoken bonds!)
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8.Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with
a little concealer. (How do guys live without that stuff?)
9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know
how to dance.
11.JC, Ben S., Jimmy, Sean, Brad, Ewan, Ben. Need i explain this one? (I adjusted this with my own hotties. Hehe)
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!! (but sometimes I think that guys would love flowers too!)
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol (Ummm..but sometimes we'll eat tacos with loads of fire sauces on them for a dare--or is that just me?)
14.That whole circumcision thing! (haha)
15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we
like even better. (which is so great)
16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! (OK, so this one is kind of bad. Quite insensitive...but it's kinda true I suppose)
20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. (Pumbaa!)
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom. (Yeah, you get to spend hundreds of dollars on a dress you'll wear once, then even more money on hair, makeup, shoes, and accessories {I never went to prom and I really don't care} )
22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day. (lalala--I have that bond already!)
26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody.
28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. (Ahhh, unless your name is Krissy. Em knows what I'm talkin' bout)
30.We give really really good advice.
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal. (Yeah, shopping options are goood)
33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel
the least bit silly.
34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny. (Unless you're overtired, hyped up on sugar or drunk...or a guy!)
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you. (Which I guess proves that guys are completely devoid of emotion.)
37.We dont have to sit on our wallets.
38.And our wallets have a place for change.
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day. (IT IS!!Mrs. Krissy Affleck--I like it!)
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. (LOL--unless you work at the Cafe where SC is the law and must NEVER be turned off, even if it's been rerun 10 times in a row)
41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
44. Cooler names then guys. (This I don't know about--Shane? Dakota? I love those names!)
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. (K, sometimes not. A lot of guys have better writing than me!)
46.Our magazines have Horoscopes. (this is true..and I'm soo appreciative.)
47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.
49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around.
50.We look great in tank tops. (Why do guys think they look good in wife-beaters? Cuz only like 2% of guys can actually pull that off. And Eminem--you ain't one of them.)