There's like a bazillion things that I could write about right now. Megan will NOT shut up. She's watching gymnastics, so she's in a trance. She has to name all of the moves as the gymnast makes them. It's endearing, but I'm sure that if I listen to it long enough I'll want to stuff her mouth with a sock...or worse. Great now I have to watch a floor routine. Wheeee. It's not actually bad watching this stuff sometimes, but I feel like a complete loser watching them with her cuz I have no clue about any of this stuff. So I just grin and nod while Megan makes all of these comments about the different moves. *tear* The routine is over. It was so beautiful. (Total sarcasm here, people)
Time for a little story. It's another (infamous) adventure of Emily and Krissy. This one involves porn. Got your attention now don't I?
Once upon a time, Em and I were in Blockbuster and we saw this movie called "Zorrita." We thought that it looked absolutely hilarious. We assumed it was a comedy that made fun of all the Zorro movies and shit. I mean, the cover had a chick with a red sparkly boustier on, for crying out loud. We didn't rent it though cuz we already had like 4 other movies to watch. So we vowed that if we saw it again we'd rent it. This was in Houghton during last summer (before sophomore year of college). So then later on that summer, when we were both back on campus, we were at another Blockbuster and we saw Zorrita for sale. But we didn't want to buy it, so we looked for it to rent. For some retarded reason you could only buy it. So we both chipped in $5 and bought the movie. We felt really really dumb,but it was boughten. When we were in the car, it suddenly dawned on me (and I don't know why either of us didn't think of it sooner): what if this is a porno? Nooo-it couldn't be. It was at Blockbuster for crying out loud. And they don't sell porn. Plus it was only rated R, and pornos aren't rated R. (At least the good ones are--SO I'VE HEARD.) So we figured that it wasn't. And we brought it back to my dorm to watch it.
When I opened the package the first thing that I noticed was that the production company was called "Surrender Cinema." NOT a good sign...but Em and I remained hopeful for a comedy. (PS-Megan is STILL naming off all of the gymnast moves as they are made.) So we pop it in. The first thing we see? A topless woman. And 15 minutes of previews for porn. I was horrified. WE BOUGHT A PORNO. But still...we remained optimistically hopeful that it wasn't a porn.
The movie begins. Within 20 seconds there's a sweaty shirtless muscley man feeling up a chick. Yup...it most certainly was a porno. Emily and I bought a porno. We decided to watch the whole movie, in case we were mistaken. We weren't. There was at least 6 sex scenes...one of them being an ummm....lesbian scene. I was not impressed. We fast-forwarded the sex scenes, hoping to find a plot to the movie. But it being a porno, it didn't have one. Chalk up another shining moment for Krissy.
One good thing came out of this. I decided to make fun of my stupidness. For Halloween I was Zorrita, Passion's Avenger. It was a great costume--probably my best ever. I had black stretch pants, a red shirt that laced up the sides, and a long flowy cape. Plus I had a sword and really good makeup, shoes, and hair. LOL
Yup...I am a blonde, even though it may just be in spirit. How the hell I didn't know that it was a porn was beyond me. It seriously didn't seem like one. Oh well. There's been other shining moments for me as well. Here's a brief list that I will elaborate on later:
~My improv position last month in front of 300 people...including--guess who??--Sex God
~My NAE air-band competition performance. LOL
~My Mt. Dew fair experience
Oh yes. These are all glorious moments in my life. I'd talk about them now but I should really get some sleep. No worries--I will talk about them later. Ciao for now!
~*Krissy*~