Craziness ensues in my life. So what else is new, hey?
I'm relaxing right now--which is a complete and utter miracle. I have had to do like a gabillion and a half small nit-picky chores today. It sucks. Your mind races all over the place, not knowing how to deal with all the small dilemas that are going on.
BUT--I've gotten a lot of stuff taken care of, THANK GOD. Phone calls were made, emails sent out, meetings confirmed, office hours executed, cleaning accomplished, stuff printed out. Damn, I'm good.
PLUS...I gots a new layout. I'm hard-core excited about that. There are some gorgeous layouts out there. But I likey this one. Hmmm...one guess why. :P I'm so in love with Jimmy. It's sad really.
It was funny: last night at Leadership class we were talking about marriage and cheating and stuff cuz the topic was ethics and the question was that we'd cheated on our spouse a long time ago--do you tell the person or not? Well, for me it wouldn't be a problem, cuz I would never get married....unless Jimmy fell madly in love with me, that is. And I told my classmates that too. Hehehe. I'm such a dork.
I'm serious too. I don't think I'm ever gonna get married. Not because I'm despairing about finding the right guy...or a guy right now for me....but because it kind of scares me--settling down with 1 person for the rest of your life. It's kind of a mind-blowing thing. I'd feel like I was trapped.
But haven't I talked about this before in some way, shape or form? I really think that I have because I was saying that I want to be free and independent and I didnt think that with marriage I could really do that. And I pissed some readers off. My bad.
It's my diary folks. You know? The place for my thoughts and, oh look at that, MY OPINIONS. Duh
I've decided that I like poetry class. Not cuz of the prof though. Have I talked about her? She is a complete nut job. Her obsessions include death and sex. And sex. And more sex. That's all she talked about, I swear. It's hilarious. Today we were reading a poem called "Mock Orange" about how this lady despises sex. And the prof was saying how unfortunate and unlucky it is that she feels that way. And then she was like "you're all too young to understand."
RIGHT. We're in college.
Helloooo! The horniest people in the world roam college campuses. It's like mass chaos with our hormones. Everyone is always horny. For real. Like we don't know about sex and stuff.
Well I really don't, but I know a lot of people that are quite the expert in that field. *wink wink*
But the funniest thing happened when we were talking about the poem. Here's the dialogue~
Wacked-Out, OverSexed Prof: How unfortunate that she doesn't enjoy sex! It's so awesome and amazing. Anyways--what kind of clues does she give in the poem that hint to us that she doesn't like sex?
Funny-As-Hell Kristen: She says "I hate Sex."
It was sooo funny. Leslie and I just about fell out of desks and died laughing. It's true! She actually wrote "I hate them as I hate sex." Hmmm...pretty blatant if ya ask me.
But the class is fun. Leslie and I just sit there and count how many times the prof refers to sex during each session. And we'll giggle and make funny faces. It's hilarious. And Kristen, this girl in my critique group is getting in on it too. She'll roll her eyes and mouth comments every time sex is mentioned. It's a riot. We make it fun, even though the class is hard as all hell.
And the walks to and from class? Don't get me started. Today we were ripping on guys, telling how they all suck and how none of us--except Mel and her soulmate--are gonna get married. I started hollering to the guys in the academic mall in general about how they all suck.
Then Les and I were talking about our next poem--a descriptive poem. I said we should both write about sex and describe it in detail. Hehehe--see if the teacher likes THAT. Then we could read them and make porno noises in between each line. So we were making like porn stars all the way home. It was waaaay too fun.
I love that class.
But I need to jet to a meeting. With my fabulous boss-lady. Hehehe
Ciao for now!
~*Krissy*~
Livin' Out My RockStar Fantasy To: Away from Here, by Michelle Branch (song of my summer...)
Crush Du Jour: Look to your left --->
Happy Thought of the Moment: Monster's Inc, Cosmo, my new layout, walking back from Poetry, my discman, mix cds, London-y weather, candy, Krissy Kash, my hilarious residents, NAE meetings, not being on hold on the phone for a freakin' hour, getting loose ends tied up, fuzzy pillows, my hair (good hair day!), possible fundraisers, HAC, magnetic poetry, naps