Note to self: stop watching Disney Channel. Not only have you SEEN every single episode of Lizzie Maguire and Kim Possible, but your yearning for Disney World will not cease if you continue to watch this channel made for children.
Sigh.
Note to self #2: Stop with the popcorn! And the salt! Your mouth cannot handle all the salt that accidentally poured from the shaker into the bowl. Remember next time--lots of seasoned salt on buttery-goodness microwave popcorn tastes wretched. Ack. Along those lines? Get a new shaker for the seasoned salt since the current one is clearly flawed--as is evidenced in the pouring.
Final note to self: don't drink the whop! DON'T DRINK IT!! Exercise self-control. You only have to wait until 9 tonight. Then you can celebrate with your fabulous friends. Together. Drink it together. If you started drinking it now, you'd be like Miss Hannigan from Annie. Resist, girl.