I'm tan!!!
I, Krissy aka Pasty-White Girl, have a tan!
I'm tan! I have tan lines! My burn from Disney World has actually faded into a tan. For once my skin didn't burn and then fade right back to pasty white like it always does.
My dumbassity has paid off for the first time in life (when I decided to nix the idea of sunblock altogether while at Epcot between 10 and 3 in the afternoon--genius, I know). In the form of a tan.
And now, the proof:
I swear it's not the lighting, it IS actually a tan. You can tell because you can see some of the pasty skin. My bathroom overhead light mixed with the camera flash just produced a slightly funky 70s-ish tint to those above pictures.
This is more pornographic than I would've liked, but I wanted to show that my skin is only five shades darker than the skin that didn't get tan. Unfortunately, the only skin that didn't tan was my boobs. Hence, the slightly pornographic picture. At least I look like I have cleavage and boobs for once in my life.
More tan lines. In a more family-friendly form. And my lipgloss looks really good. Thank you, Mark-Avon.
I'm tan! Whee! I need to milk this for all it's worth.
Ciao, dahling!
~*Krissy*~