...act when you get pulled over.
featuring: Krissy and Joe

- when asked for proof of insurance, ramble on for two minutes about how this is just a copy because your mother is slightly forgetful, but don't worry because you really have insurance and you're really a good member of society.
- hand over your registration from a year ago instead of the current one.
- laugh at the officer when he points out that it's old.
- spend three minutes looking for the new registration and swear that you don't have it. Then throw your head back and laugh when your cohort finds it in a random place in your vehicle manual.
- when told why you've been pulled over, look at the officer like he's a moron and then giggle loudly because the reason is so. dumb.
- follow the giggle with a brilliant response like "oh my god, I had no idea that that was illegal here." Proceed to tell the cop about why you're here from out of town because you think that that will get you out of a ticket.
- contemplate telling the officer a wrong address for a split second when he realizes that the address tag has completely faded away. (To clarify? I didn't do that. I'm not that dumb.)
- while waiting (a disgustingly long time) for copper to come back, sing Rent songs, bitch about having to wait with the window open in the freezing cold and divulge in a bit of dirty talk.
- cuss loudly when you get back your license, registration...and a ticket for $115.

Ciao, dahling!

~*Krissy*~

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