Dear Julia Andrews,
I love you. You are amazing. You are a god. Would you like to adopt me? I'd make a kick ass grand-daughter. Please? We could sing songs from The Sound of Music and Mary Poppins. And! You could teach me to be graceful! And how to speak with a fun accent! And how to sing on key! Please adopt me. My mom wouldn't mind, I promise. (She loves you, too.)
Also? Could you do something about this alleged remake of Mary Poppins? It makes me throw up in my mouth a little to even think of such things. How could anyone follow in your amazing (and couture and chic!) shoes?
Again--I love you. Have a fabulous, sing-songy day!
Love,
Krissy =)