Missing Miss Krissy's desire to NOT have children.
Time of loss: 5ish on Sunday, January 8th.
Location of loss: the storage box aisle of S-Mart, where the fabulous one was innocently putting away Rubbermaid under-bed storage boxes.
Events leading to the missing object: Loss occurred while the unassuming girl was lugging storage boxes around the store. As she hoisted a box the size of a coffin onto a shelf, a small "boo!" was heard. Upon investigation, the KiKi found that the "boo!" was elicited from a petite three-year-old girl with dark hair and large eyes. The little tyke giggled, turned down a different aisle, then popped back out with another "boo!" A five minute game of peek-a-"boo!" ensued between the little girl and the enchanted S-Mart employee. By the end both were grinning and giggling like, well, little girls. After the little girl was carted away by an amused mother, Miss Krissy noticed that her desire to be mother-less had disappeared. It was replaced with the desire to create little giggling girls and smother them in kisses and love. She was heard soon after as saying "I'm screwed."