How to annoy a best friend:
* tease her with the fact that you have cable and she doesn't, therefore you hold all the power to record or not record her precious shows
on Sci-Fi network.
* call her and when she answers yell "boo, you whore!" (ten points to whoever gets that reference) into the phone and hang up
* taunt her with your cable abilities some more
* dangle the possibility of fast internet access in her face...but don't let her actually use it
* rock out to 80s music because you know she is greatly irked by anything with cheesy lyrics and synthesizers
* talk about the awesome chocolate you have, but don't offer her any
* force her to watch Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. Just because you can. And because you hate King of the Hill.
How a best friend can annoy right back:
* blare anything by Nickelback in her car just because she knows you think Nickelback is one of the most horrendous bands ever. Bonus points if there's a huge, maniacal grin on face while doing it.
* offer to help make dinner, but really just stand there and watch
(and laugh) as you do all the prepping/cooking
* complain about being famished while said dinner is being made
* steal the above-mentioned chocolate when you're not looking
* sing the theme song to Phil of the Future because she knows it will get stuck in your head
* make really awesome wallpapers for laptops but don't share them
* whine about really reallyyyy wanting to watch King of the Hill
* announce "I have a present for you!" and then present you with a mini-noose. The anti-climacticness of it all is too much. Too much!
Ciao, dahling!
~*Krissy*~