She won't forsake me

In case you didn't think I was still a dork...

Scene: entrance of the local grocery store
Time: 4 pm on a Sunday
Characters:
Krissy - uber-dork, uber-crabby to be spending her weekend doing one of her least favorite chores
Hot newspaper guy - well-dressed, well-groomed, friendly, amazing smile

Hot newspaper guy: Hi! Do you want a free paper?
Krissy: Um, yeah! Woohooo! Free stuff!
Hot newspaper guy: Ha! Haha? How often do you read the paper?
Krissy: Whenever it's free.
Hot newspaper guy: Ummm...ok. That it?
Krissy: I run a hall--I don't have time for a newspaper.
Hot newspaper guy: (looks sad) ...
Hot newspaper guy: Running a hall sounds like fun!
Krissy: Ooh, it's SUPER-FUN!!! (gives thumbs up)
Krissy: (spots giant boxes of Corn Pops on sale) OoohOOOH! *scampers off to grab cold cereal*

It wasn't until I was well into the produce section that I realized he may have been trying to flirt with me and I scared him away with my thumbs up and Corn Pops enthusiasm.

Gaah.

August 31, 2009 @ 10:28 am
BACKWARDS // FORWARDS

Previously in Krissy's World...
indivisible - November 13, 2009
Queasy - November 04, 2009
Actualization - October 18, 2009
October Gray - October 07, 2009
Focused - September 06, 2009