Note to self and all other non-domestic divas: Six pounds of ham is FAR TOO MUCH for two people to eat.
Another note (this one is to everyone): I didn't buy the ham. The Boy did. So there is no way I can be blamed for the mound of leftover ham that is now gelling in the fridge. And there is no way I can be blamed if any of said ham gets wasted.
Note to self #2: get a llama so I can feed it the leftover ham and shout "TINA! Come get some HAM! HAM!! That would be hilarious!
Note to non-domestic divas #2: I found an easy honey glaze that is perfect for hams of all sizes (just don't get a six-pounder if there's a dinner for two in your future). It is delicious! I can glaze! There is hope!
Note to self #3: Watch Napoleon Dynamite sometime soon.
Ciao, dahling!