Voicemail Message: Hi and happy holidays from Krissy. I can't come to the phone because I'm too busy doing holiday things. Leave love!
My sister: Krissyyyyyyyyyyyy! It's Kaaaaaaaaaty and I. Am. Deee-rrrrrrrrrrrunk. I justdidSIXSHOTSinAROW. SIX! SHOTS! Be proud of meeee! Oh god am I drrrrunk. I can't feel my mouth. My mouth! I can't feel! Wow! I can't believe I'm so drunk! Wheee!!! *fumbles, curses and hangs up*

It's good to know that the drunken-person, numb-mouth symptom runs in the family.

~*Krissy*~

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